St. Louis Rams – 33
Seattle Card Tables – 27 (OT)
The Seahawks lost today. Because my mom made them lose.
My mom is one of those people who roots for a team, but as soon as anything happens that can be construed as bad, immediately recants tales of woe and despair from years’ past. And then, as if brought upon by her will alone, the ‘Hawks suddenly turn into a high school JV squad. And then she complains that they lose every time she watches them.
The ‘Hawks were up 27-10 with 5 1/2 minutes to go in the game when the Rams set up a touchdown drive. Of course, to my mom, this means that the Seahawks have already lost. It’s merely a matter of formality of how the choke is going to play out.
So 3 interceptions, 4 batted passes, 2 sacks, 3 touchdown passes by Hasselbeck, and 150 yards rushing from Shaun Alexander go to waste. Thanks, Mom. You are now hereby permanently banned from watching any Seahawks games.