The dangers of play-at-home TV

Loogaroo1: I really feel bad that you don’t have cable television right now.
TravisLEberle: Is that so? Go on.
Loogaroo1: OK. You know how GSN has their PlayMania show?
TravisLEberle: (I’m debating on whether to go to bed NOW, and wake up early, or stay up late, and arrive at work at 2:01p)
TravisLEberle: Oh yes.
TravisLEberle: And I’ve heard it couldn’t eat more ass than if you were at a donkey buffet.
Loogaroo1: And are you aware that TBS has their own play-at-home show?
TravisLEberle: Midnight Money Madness, in fact. Even higher on the suckitude scale, so I’m told.
Loogaroo1: Right.
Loogaroo1: Are you aware that these shows air at the same time?
TravisLEberle: Which would cause a black hole to envelop our TVs from all of the sucking.
Loogaroo1: Oh, just wait.
TravisLEberle: Yeah, because they earn money from insomniacs. 🙂
Loogaroo1: The first puzzle of TBS’ MMM was the following:
Loogaroo1: Fill in the missing letter:
A B A
B A B
A B ?
TravisLEberle: <blink>
TravisLEberle: <squint>
Loogaroo1: WAIT. IT GETS BETTER.
TravisLEberle: Please tell me someone muffed it.
TravisLEberle: Please? That would RULE.
Loogaroo1: Their first caller goes through, sounds obviously a bit perplexed, then finally guesses…
Loogaroo1: “Battlestar Galactica”.
TravisLEberle: Not realizing that the correct solution is the letter A.
Loogaroo1: Well, there was a reason why he made such a bad guess.
Loogaroo1: At the very same time, PlayMania is asking for the Top 5 TV Shows Starting With “B”.
Loogaroo1: Dude called the wrong show.
TravisLEberle: DAH HAH HAH HAH HAHA.
TravisLEberle: That RULES. Thank you SO much for that. 🙂

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4 thoughts on “The dangers of play-at-home TV

  1. amnewsboy

    (sheepish grin) I actually won $200 on TBS’s MMM a few weeks ago — I was able to successfully identify the mullet of Billy Ray Cyrus.

    And I thought that was shameful enough.

    Reply

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