1. How dare you defile Ben E. King.
2. If you were so “sooooooicidal”, why on Earth didn’t you follow through with it?
3. You’ve just dethroned James Blunt for having the one song that A) is annoying as hell and B) I can’t get away from to save my life. You know a song is terrible when you have to listen to this just to flush it out of your head.
If you want to hear the song, go here… if you dare.